The Short Order Cook
I know for a fact now, that this guy can't cook. He has all ways thought of himself as a chef of sorts. HIs 6 children won't eat his food unless it id fast order take out. If that the case he eat their brought home faster than they can in order to have seconds.
No one will stay around for burnt eggs or toast. Not even his incinerated hot dogs and burgers in-between a bun will make a dog happy of a homeless person asking for a dollar.