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Jesus wasn't Very Happy On Palm Sunday

Jesus wasn't Very Happy On Palm Sunday

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Glenn Capers


Premium (World), New York City

Jesus wasn't Very Happy On Palm Sunday

Just imagine, Jesus flies into New John F Kennedy Airport with his Donkey in the baggage compartment, and has female donkey immediately quarantined by "Customs" for which Jesus had no idea that he'd have to extend his stay and deal with airlines about his economy ticket he got on cheap flight for an elongated stay without paying a penalty.

It is hard to say which was worse for our father who was in heaven, the electronic finger printing and an Italian American homeland security who looked like a Roman Legionnaire trying to figure out if he's a bad guy, because of his skin color, or tan coming from the hot desert from a biblical region, along with just not looking like the reference pictures of a fair pink skinned Jesus.

You can just imagine how many agents watched him dead on from every corner with their eyes and on closed circuit cameras while flexing their muscles and resting one hand on their side arm as he passed wearing robe. They couldn't mess with him. Even his complete body scan turned up clean. They even asked him to name all the New York Yankee baseball players, which no one can do, alone with rubbing some chemicals on his hand to see if he was messing with firecrackers being that it wasn't the fourth of July and no firework displays was scheduled on the hudson river. Jesus even had to sign a statement that he'd not try to perform any miracles like walking across the Hudson river. Should he try to walk across the river they would collet this demonstrator and site him for breaking a law and send him off to the Guantanamo Bay detention camp for endless questioning before lunch.

It was a miracle he had change to take a taxi in to manhattan and not be able to give the cab driver a tip after paying the tolls without hearing a good mouthful of profanity from the driver for being a cheap tipper.

Without the donkey Jesus has a hard time convincing people he.'s the real deal and returned on palm sunday in 2014 with a message about God, his father from heavenly above wants all man kind to get inline and chill out and sing praises.

Instead he's beaten up and marched to his crucifixion. I got this shot of him passing as I headed to the Whole Earth food market in Manhattan. I was going to ask him how he felt and if he needed any water, but really I smelt traces of Scotch as he passed. How could this be as everyone thought to themselves as he passed.

Jesus is like Santa. If Santa shows up with no sled and Rudolf the red nose reindeer, there's just something suspicious, and without a doubt things will go bad for him. So for Jesus in this time and age there is no accept ion. No Donkey, then you might as well be pushing the Watchtower magazine saying "Jesus saves".

When the new Evangelical bible is shared around the world . This image will be etched in for centuries to come giving proof that you can and could have talked to Jesus face to face. After all that is why the Evangelical faith is growing so fast.
why go to church and rely on a preacher for grace when you can do by yourself and at home even when you can sit down and watch mindless programs on television.

Comments 5

  • Berthold Klammer 20/04/2014 7:56

    dr. Labude brought it on the point! Today Jesus would
    be a looser among millions. You have a great way of
    linking a photo to a message!
    regards and Happy Easter - Berthold
  • Paperina 15/04/2014 16:35

    2000 anni di commozione davanti a simili manifestazioni che si ripetono di anno in anno..
    io spero che l'uomo al di là dello struggimento momentaneo ne tragga suggerimento per un vivere migliore di ogni giorno tra e con i propri fratelli
    +++
  • Tania Skaradek 15/04/2014 3:30

    If to look at your picture through your note, we will found a ready script of the Second Advent in the 21st century!
    You see the humans life through a lens of your camera which is like a microscope for us...but it's showing the real size of everyday worries and troubles.
    Great!
    Regards
    Tania
  • Dr. Labude 15/04/2014 0:22

    To put it in one word: Jesus would have a damn hard job today. The Romans were just kindergarten. At least, they took him serious. Today, he would not even get the press behind him. Maybe a slightly strange 17 years old blogger would notice the weirdo. He wouldn't even get the privilege to be interrogated in Guantanamo Bay. No. There are clinics for people like these.
  • Claudio Micheli 14/04/2014 13:15

    ..è bellissima, davvero!
    Ciao