...fate just isn´t what it used to be...

...fate just isn´t what it used to be...

mom: i thought i told you to take your bath.
calvin: sorry, mom. you have no say in this.
mom: you´re in for a surprise, buster.
calvin: circumstances are going to turn in my favor ! that´s what my horoscope says !
all human affairs are determined by stars and planets, and today they say my key policies will be implemented. that means no bath and no bedtime !
mom: now !
calvin: by golly, it´s not good to thwart the intentions of the universe !
hobbes: fate just isn´t what it used to be...